Llamacorns bitches


Llamacorns are native to Saturn. Unlike their judgemental cousins, Unicorns, Llamacorns don’t give two figs about your sexual history. You can be the town bicycle, Llamacorns still gonna high five you, just because. They do that. And they get along with pretty much, dogs, cats, mice, whoever. Unless you’re a dickhead with one of those backwards hats with the stickers. A llamacorn will rip your hat off, smack you upside the head, throw the hat on the floor and step on it. Seriously, get yo shit together.

They eat a steady diet of Twinkies, peanut butter m&m’s and glitter. All of which are bountiful on Saturn (the wifi and phone reception are also exemplary).

(Very special friend of mine, Hi Erin! 🙃, and I have decided that Earth sucks right now, so we are going to move planets. We considered Venus, too cliche, Mars is too hot, Jupiter is just a big show off, but Saturn; now Saturn is a classy dame. It has rings, but it’s not a super show off. And plus, the Llamacorns live there, which are our favourite animals!)

But you know, there is still a lot we don’t know about them. So please, if you know some more information, I’d appreciate if you could leave a comment and share your knowledge.

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